June 2012
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Jun 1st
Jun 1st
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May 2012
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I don’t know why I’m even trying to apply to anything but a community college The likelihood of me getting into a state school is that of a potato
May 31st
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May 31st
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CAROL!! CAROL!!
May 31st
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May 31st
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May 31st
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May 31st
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May 30th
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May 30th
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penis-butthole: hoes on my dick cause i’m mildly depressed and have to see a therapist every 2 times a week because i fell in love with someone i did not want to fall in love with, but my heart still aches for her and i still think about her all the time. gucci
May 29th
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May 28th
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May 28th
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May 28th
adamusprime: “mommy, where do babies come from?” “haha, well sweetie, all babies come from ＴＨＥ　ＨＩＶＥ”
May 28th
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May 28th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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Where can I get chili cheese fries at 2am This is important
May 27th
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May 27th
May 27th
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keeping a pen and paper journal where I can write all of my thoughts, void of any order, context, or sense, is something I haven’t really appreciated until now
May 26th
May 25th
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I don’t normally look for attention, but I really want to hang out with someone for a while and do nothing I’m not this antisocial on purpose
May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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thedailywhat: Lights Out: “Wrong Cops – Chapter 1,” a new short from director Quentin Dupieux — known in his music career as Mr. Oizo — features a music-loving crooked cop setting a lame teenager straight about what real music is. Starring a semi-incognito Marilyn Manson as the musically-impaired youth. (Sorta not safe for work, “I think you need a good music lesson, you little f*ck!”) [b3ta]
May 25th
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May 25th
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May 24th
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vondell-swain: i can imagine the first dude that saw the deer in hawaii like “… wait”
May 24th
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Resisting the urge to tell everyone to calm down all of the time is becoming increasingly difficult
May 24th
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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Who wants to be my Urban Exploration buddy Remember Sly Cooper It will be like that, I promise
May 23rd
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I just found out I’m related to Rob Zombie Haha
May 23rd
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My mom went to school between 6 and 10, and after arriving home, she congratulated me because she noticed that I’d changed positions
May 23rd
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cashcrab: Scientists Notice Increasing Trend In Local Moms Discovering Weird Tricks; Build Laboratory Designed To Mass-Produce Synthetic Local Moms In Order To Rapidly Discover New Weird Tricks And Capitalize On Them
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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I’m finally writing without the use of drugs or alcohol this is pretty neat
May 22nd
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May 21st
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I’ve been doing legal research for about an hour concerning a car on craigslist that I can’t even buy. It looks pretty sweet, though. 
May 21st
I learned recently that not everyone can slow their heartbeat on command I feel kind of special
May 21st